Who´s next ?
First we got the bomb, and that was good,
‘Cause we love peace and motherhood.
Then Russia got the bomb, but that’s okay,
‘Cause the balance of power’s maintained that way.
Who’s next?
France got the bomb, but don’t you grieve,
‘Cause they’re on our side (I believe).
China got the bomb, but have no fears,
They can’t wipe us out for at least five years.
Who’s next?
Then Indonesia claimed that they
Were gonna get one any day.
South Africa wants two, that’s right:
One for the black and one for the white.
Who’s next?
Egypt’s gonna get one too,
Just to use on you know who.
So Israel’s getting tense.
Wants one in self defense.
“The Lord’s our shepherd,” says the psalm,
But just in case, we better get a bomb.
Who’s next?
Luxembourg is next to go,
And (who knows?) maybe Monaco.
We’ll try to stay serene and calm
When Alabama gets the bomb.
Who’s next?
Who’s next?
Who’s next?
Who’s next?
Tom Lehrer, many many years ago
Sir Olaf Scholz
Gather ’round while I sing you of Sir Olaf Scholz
A man whose allegiance
Is ruled by expedience.
Call him Mister Schulz, he won’t even frown,
“Ha, Schulz, Scholz, ” says Sir Olaf Scholz.
Don’t say that he’s hypocritical,
Say rather that he’s apolitical.
“Once the chines are here, who cares where they bring back?
That’s not my department, ” says Sir Olaf Scholz.
Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples in new Taipeh town,
Who owe their large pensions to Sir Olaf Scholz.
You too may be a big hero,
Once you’ve learned to count backwards to zero.
“In German oder English I know how to count down,
Und I’m learning Chinese!” says Sir Olaf Scholz.
https://youtu.be/QEJ9HrZq7Ro
Kommentar von Campo-News — 27. Oktober 2022 @ 13:49