Gather ’round while I sing you of Sir Olaf Scholz
A man whose allegiance
Is ruled by expedience.
Call him Mister Schulz, he won’t even frown,
“Ha, Schulz, Scholz, ” says Sir Olaf Scholz.

Don’t say that he’s hypocritical,
Say rather that he’s apolitical.
“Once the chines are here, who cares where they bring back?
That’s not my department, ” says Sir Olaf Scholz.

Some have harsh words for this man of renown,
But some think our attitude
Should be one of gratitude,
Like the widows and cripples in new Taipeh town,
Who owe their large pensions to Sir Olaf Scholz.

You too may be a big hero,
Once you’ve learned to count backwards to zero.
“In German oder English I know how to count down,
Und I’m learning Chinese!” says Sir Olaf Scholz.
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